The Jizz Drinking Game is rude, ridiculous, and the ultimate party icebreaker. It’s not exactly subtle — and that’s what makes it hilarious. Suitable for any number of players (as long as they’ve got a dirty sense of humour), this game revolves around one plastic pumping penis that could erupt at any moment. Your goal? Avoid taking a facial... literally.

Here’s how it works: take turns rolling two dice — one with numbers, the other with images or directions. The result tells you how many times to pump and where to aim. Sometimes you’ll be safe. Sometimes you’ll get hit. And if you’re lucky, you might just roll an arrow and pass the punishment to the poor sod on your left or right.

We officially recommend using water, though let’s be honest — cocktails like Piña Coladas or Screaming Orgasms would make it that much more... authentic. Just don’t forget to clean the nozzle afterwards (no one wants leftover sticky surprises).

Perfect for stag dos, messy house parties, or any gathering where dignity is optional. Just one warning: once Jizz goes off, no one is safe.