If you're looking for the feel of a real penis, but can't be bothered with the hassle of a man, then this Real-Man Dong, from Seven Creations, is definitely the right choice for you.

The ultra-realistic design, from shape to colour, to texture, means that you will miss nothing about a real penis. Feel the throbbing veins along the shaft, rubbing along inside of you, and stroking your vaginal walls. Let the soft, contoured head tickle your clitoris, and penetrate you as grip the big, smooth balls.

Measuring in at around 6 inches long, and with a diameter of a girthy 1.5 inches, this is as authentic as it gets, giving you the good, hard session you require with minimum fuss. Grab the base, and drive this dong in, and let it drive you wild.